I bet st. Augustine is really glad he didn’t have a tumblr
st. augustine’s youthful posts all like
"lol me and my friends totally stole some fruit from this guys garden and then we fed it to some pigs we’re so badass"
"but dido and aneas and carthage and ugh i can’t handle all these feels i want to set myself on fire"
and older augustine looking back on them like “praise the lord and his infinite mercy because i was a little shit”